RESULTS
IWS Hardcore Heat 2005
Gatineau, September 3rd, 2005
Recap
by
Llakor
IWS
Hardcore Heat Official Results
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
Gatineau, Montreal, Quebec
IWS Brings the HEAT!
EXesS
defended his International Wrestling Syndicate title beating both
Beef Wellington and Damian. As Damian was getting ready to rearrange
Beef Wellington's face with an Ohtani kick, EXesS came out of nowhere
to ambush Damian and get the pin to keep his title.
Match#1:
Tomassino pinned Player Uno in 7:37
Hardcore
Heat began with a David vs. Goliath battle pitting Player Uno against
the vicious giant Tomassino. While Player Uno hails from the Mushroom
Kingdom, he currently resides in Canada's capital Ottawa just across
the river from Gatineau. So Uno was very much the hometown hero and
his local fans went berserk when Uno dropped Tomassino with a M. Bison
foot stomp from the top rope to the top of Tomassino's head with Tomassino
was on the outside.
Alas,
Uno did not have enough charge ups or extra lives to deal with the
hulking Tomassino and the 6' 8" giant pinned the Mushroom Warrior
after a second story power bomb.
After the match, Damian, the God of War, came to the ring to announce
that his scheduled opponent Arsenal, the One Man War, had decided
not to make the trip to Gatineau to face him. As a result, Damian
announced that he had convinced IWS management to add him to the main
event and give him a shot at the IWS title.
Match#2: Fred la Merveille beat Dan Paysan in 12:37
A
bad tempered Fred la Merveille defended the honour of the Quebec flag
beating the Italian flag waving Dan Paysan in a match that saw Fred's
valet Elsa Bangz murder Dan's valet D-Vyn with a suplex after the
two women exchanged knife edged chops to each others chests. Fred
won the match with a massive "101" swinging pedigree.
Match#3: Kid Kamikaze and Vanessa Kraven beat Chris Bishop
and the Amazing Darkstone in 16:27 when Kid Kamikaze and Vanessa Kraven
combined for a pin on the Amazing Darkstone.
This
match was originally scheduled to be a match for Chris Bishop's IWS
Canadian title, but Kid Kamikaze who stole Chris Bishop's belt during
Extreme Dream II, refused to allow the belt to be put on the line.
Instead, Kid Kamikaze told Chris Bishop to go find one of his "UWA
buddies" ... who turned out to be The Amazing Darkstone.
While
Darkstone's magical flowers and pants, especially the pants, did momentarily
distract Vanessa Kraven, the Man-Killer went back to doing what she
does best - hurting people. The difference in the match was Vanessa's
strength as well as the smooth teamwork between her and Kid Kamikaze
compared to some miscommunications between Chris Bishop and the Amazing
Darkstone.
Match#4: Sabian pinned Lionel Knight in 10 minutes even.
Sabian,
the Black Jesus, cemented his reputation as one of the best indy wrestlers
in North America beating UWA Hardcore's Lionel Knight in a high-flying
crowd-pleasing match.
Match#5: The Green Phantom beat the Evil Ninja in 13:32.
In
an old school IWS hardcore match, the IWS' original Hardcore Hero
beat the Evil Ninja from one end of the Palais de Congres hall to
the other. Faced with the dilemma of a table with a broken leg, Phantom
brought out a second table and built an l-shaped fort with the two
tables. The Evil Ninja upped the stakes by bringing out a roll of
barbed wire, but ended up regretting that decision when the Green
Phantom put him through the barbed wire and the tables with a huge
Phantasm.
Match#6: IWS Tag Team Title Scramble Match
Twiggy and Pornstar Juan eliminated at 7:29
Maxime Boyer and Shayne Hawke eliminated at 11:40 when Takao pinned
Shayne Hawke after a filthy Takao Driver.
2.0 (Jagged & Shayne Matthews) eliminated the Flying Hurricanes
(Takao & Kenny the Bastard) to retain their IWS Tag Team Titles.
2.0 combined to get a double pin on Kenny the Bastard at 12:52.
2.0
added to their reputation as shit-disturbing cowards, isolating their
opponents when they could and encouraging their opponents to duke
it out while they watched the rest of the time.
A
special shout-out to Twiggy who at one point delivered a series of
bionic elbows that flattened every man in the match including his
own partner!
Main Event: EXesS pinned Damian to win the
three-way dance and retain his IWS title after 11:13.
Despite
introducing new tassels, Beef Wellington was unable to pull out a
victory and become the new IWS champion, in a match that saw some
innovative three-way offence as Beef, Damian and EXesS desperately
fought for the IWS belt. In fact, Beef was semi-conscious in the corner
after being stiff-kicked in the face several times in the face by
Damian and the God of War was looking to finish Beef off when EXesS
ambushed Damian out of nowhere to get the pin and remain IWS champion.