RESULTS
IWS Extreme Dream 2005
Le Break, July 23rd, 2005

Recap by
Llakor

IWS Extreme Dream Results (Quick & Dirty)
Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
Le Break, Montreal, Quebec

Dark Match: Superstar Shayne Hawke, Dave Trips & Maxime Boyer beat the team of Player Uno, Pornstar Juan and Twiggy in 13:18. Superstar Shayne Hawke pinned Twiggy for the win.

Extreme Dream Tournament Round One

(Lethal Lottery Rules - Random Tag teams)

Round One, Match One: Jagged & Shane Matthews vs. Beef Wellington & Kid Kamikaze
aka Hi-5 vs. 2.0
Wearing their old Hi-5 gear and coming out to their old music, Beef & Kid Kamikaze wrestled like they had never broken up beating 2.0 in 10:36. Beef pinned Jagged. After the match, Kid Kamikaze ripped off his Hi-5 gear and ambushed Beef, attacking Beef's arm to set up their match later.

Round One, Match Two: EXesS & Lionel Knight (UWA) vs. Dan Paysan (w/D-Vyn) & Chris Bishop (UWA)
Chris Bishop pinned his UWA rival Lionel Knight in 11:42 much to EXesS' disgust.

Round One, Match Three: Viking (w/Elsa Bangz) & Tomassino (w/Joey Soprano) vs. the Evil Ninja & Fred la Merveille (w/Elsa Bangz)
Tomassino walked out on yet another partner giving Fred and Ninja the easy win after 11:26. The Evil Ninja pinned Viking.
In a match filled with great moments, the chop competition between Elsa Bangz and Joey Soprano deserves special mention although it was just a tease for what was to come.

Round One, Match Four: Damian & Kenny the Bastard vs. Takao & Vanessa Kraven.
IWS Tag Team champion Kenny the Bastard pinned his partner Takao after 16:03. But the Flying Hurricanes action was just a sideline compared to the real story of this match - Vanessa Kraven chopped Damian so hard that it sent him reeling across the ring and left his chest looking like steak tartare. Damian responded with stiff forearms and finally with a vicious punch.
The IWS fans - the sick bastards - popped like rabid hyenas for the entire exchange, but went berserk after the punch. (Ummm... yeah I popped so hard that I almost knocked over the merchandise table that I was sitting at. What's your point?)

Extreme Dream Tournament Round Two

(The winning tag teams from the first round faced off)

Round Two, Match One: Beef Wellington vs. Kid Kamikaze
Kid Kamikaze forced Beef Wellington to tap to a Fujiwara arm-bar submission on Beef's injured arm after 8:01... with a little help from Vanessa Kraven and a massive chair-shot to Beef's wounded wing.

Round Two, Match Two: Dan Paysan (w/Dvyn) vs. Chris Bishop
Chris Bishop beat Dan Paysan in an incredible high-flying match after 7:42.

Round Two, Match Three: The Evil Ninja vs. Fred la Merveille (w/Elsa Bangz)
The Evil Ninja beat Fred in 7:15. Continuing the theme of man vs. woman violence, during the match Elsa Bangz got in the ring to help Fred and gave the Evil Ninja a pretty Tornado DDT that mooned the crowd in four directions. The Evil Ninja retaliated later with a nasty spin kick that flattened Elsa. Disappointed over his loss and the lack of support from an over-heated and tired crowd, Fred insulted the crowd over the mike and then grabbed his gear and stormed out of Le Break during the next match.

Round Two, Match Four: Damian vs. Kenny the Bastard
The only guy in the IWS that can take a bigger beating than Sexxxy Eddy and still get back up is Kenny the Bastard. Taking no chances, Damian hit Kenny like an 18 wheeler running over a tricycle. He pinned Kenny after 7:36.

You Final Four contestants for the new IWS Canadian Title:
Kid Kamikaze
Chris Bishop
The Evil Ninja
Damian

The Main Event

IWS Champion Sexxxy Eddy vs. Kurt Lauderdale vs. the Green Phantom vs. Franky the Mobster (Four Way fought under first fall wins rules)

In a wild brawl that brought an exhausted crowd to its feet and kept them there cheering wildly, Sexxxy Eddy pinned Franky the Mobster after 11:57 as the Green Phantom lunged frantically, trying to prevent the pin.