RESULTS
IWS Scarred 4 Life 2005
Le Break, May 28th, 2005

IWS Results - Scarred For Life – Quick and Dirty

You know when you have had a GREAT show? When other promoters shake your hand at the end of the show with this goofy look on their face, like they can’t believe what they just saw.

Dark Match: 2.0 (Jagged & Shane Matthews) vs. the Broom-Boys (Twiggy & Pornstar Juan)
2.0 beat the Broom-Boys in 7:36

Fatal Four Way Elimination: Tomassino vs. Player Uno vs. Shinjiro Hashinoku vs. Viking
Tomassino was introduced with his new manager: Joey Soprano, a veteran Quebec manager with a history of success. He had an immediate impact as Tomassino eliminated everybody:
Shinjiro after 6:16
Player Uno after 8:07
Viking after 9:16 for the win.

”Asti de Roux” Debut: “Superstar” Shayne Hawke vs. Fred La Merveille
In his debut, rookie “Superstar” Shayne Hawke pulled out a stunning upset beating Fred la Merveille in 11:23.

SKØR Match: Team Photosynthesis (Beef Wellington & El Generico) vs. The Kid Kamikaze Experience featuring Vanessa Kraven
In her first official match, Vanessa Kraven proved that she can fight on the same level as the men, helping Kid Kamikaze get a big win against roommates Beef Wellington and El Generico in 13:40.

You Stole My DIVA! Match: Sexxxy Eddy vs. Dan Paysan w/D-Vyn
Despite the distraction of EXesS at ringside, and the interference of his former valet D-Vyn, Eddy pulled out a hard-fought win against Dan Paysan in 12:30.

Consolation Prize Match: EXesS vs. Chris Bishop
EXesS was supposed to face IWS champion and CZW Ironman champion, Franky the Mobster, who could not compete after suffering whiplash in a car accident Friday night. EXesS demanded to face Sexxxy Eddy right away, but IWS owner PCP Crazy F'N Manny gave him as a consolation prize, Chris Bishop, a star from the UWA hardcore promotion from Ontario.

In his debut, Chris Bishop went from “Who the Hell are You?” to “Please Come Back” pulling off a stunning upset when EXesS allowed himself to be distracted by Sexxxy Eddy at ringside. Chris Bishop got the pin at 10:28.

IWS Tag Team Title Match: Flying Hurricanes (Takao & Kenny the Bastard) vs. Kurt Lauderdale & the Green Phantom
The IWS Tag Team champions, the Flying Hurricanes, successfully defended their titles against the two big men of the IWS after 9:04… with a big assist from 2.0. After the match, the Green Phantom and Kurt Lauderdale brawled through the crowd.

Stiff! STIFF! STIFF! Match: Kevin Steen vs. Damian
In a match where the fans chanted “Match of the Year” on three separate occasions and which was so brutally stiff that is being compared to Lo-Ki/Samoa Joe, the “God of War” Damian beat Mr. Wrestling “Kevin Steen” unconscious in 23:44.

During the Intermission while the ropes were being removed and the barbed wire was being put up, an injured Franky the Mobster hosted a live Cunt-Stream with the Renaissance Man Peter LaSalle. Franky announced that July 9th, during Philadelphia: Freedom to Fight, he would face any challenger for his titles… as long as those challengers were under six foot two, “To give the little guys a chance.”

(This neatly excluded the IWS two big men: the Green Phantom and Kurt Lauderdale.)

IWS owner PCP Crazy F’N Manny came to the ring to make two announcements:
First, July 9th, at Philadelphia: Freedom to Fight in Viking Hall, the historic ECW Arena, Franky the Mobster will defend his titles against the six foot wrestling legend: Pierre Carl Ouellet.
Second, Franky will face PCO in the first ever IWS Steel Cage Match

No Ropes Barbed Wire Match: The Evil Ninja vs The Arsenal
The Evil Ninja beat his former partner the Arsenal in 13:48.