RESULTS
IWS Blood, Sweat & Beers 2004
Bar Unison, October 23rd, 2004
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The
Kevin Steen Victory Tour Continues!
The
Kevin Steen Victory Tour keeps rolling on, despite a brave attempt
by Fred la Merveille to derail it by beating Steen for the Internet
Wrestling Syndicate title last Saturday, Octber 23rd. In fact, Fred
would be IWS champion right now, if his minion, Damian, had not turned
on his chef attacking Fred and helping Kevin Steen defend
his title to conclude a very succesful Blood, Sweat and Beers gala.
Damian
declared to the stunned crowd that after more than a year, the Syndicat
de Lutte Internet had brought Quebec no closer to independence, despite
all of Fred la Merveilles promises. In a furious French tirade,
Damian insisted that Quebec would never have its independence and
that Fred la Merveille was simply leading people on. Damian went on
to say that he wanted to get booked in the United States just like
Kevin Steen, something that Fred would never to be able to do for
him.
The
Kevin Steen Victory Tour continues with a successful defence of his
IWS belt last night, in Rahway, New Jersey against Floridas
best wrestler, Roderick Strong in front of an enthusiastic crowd,
for Jersey All Pro Wrestlings Halloween Hell gala. Next Saturday,
Steen travels to Quebec City to face the King of the Old School
Steve Corino. The following weekend, Kevin Steen will board a plane
to make his West Coast debut for Pro Wrestling Guerrila, as he and
El Generico will face off against one of Californias best tag
teams QuickSilver and Scorpio Sky.
Blood,
Sweat and Beers began with Kevin Steen bragging about becoming the
hottest new indy star in North America. Fred la Merveille cut him
off and verbally assaulted the IWS Champion in French, accusing him
of betraying his heritage by refusing to speak French. Notre
Fred Nationale also said that when Kevin went to the States,
it was obvious that he didnt go there to represent Quebec or
to represent the IWS, that he went there just to represent himself.
An infuriated Kevin Steen responded, telling Fred that he was a great
clown but a lousy wrestler. Freds rebuttal was a low blow with
his trusty Quebec flag that sent Kevin Steen whimpering to the mat.
The
first match of Blood, Sweat and Beers pitted the Sultans of Smug,
2.0, Shane Matthews and Jagged, against the make-shift team of Nightmare
Manson from Extreme Revolution and Hell Storm from New Breed. This
team had been created by 2.0 in the hopes that this spontaneous
team would result in an easy victory. Manson and Hell Storm did have
a rocky beginning with some miscommunications, but as the match continued
the two men found some common ground and began working smoothly together
much to 2.0s dismay. In desperation, 2.0 managed to put Manson
and Hell Storm through a table on the outside of the ring and scrambled
back into the ring for a count-out victory at 11:45.
Dan
Paysan and El Generico electrified the IWS crowd with a daredevil
high-flying contest. As the match progressed, it became obvius that
Dan had done his homework as he countered or avoided most of El Genericos
signature moves. The partisan crowd chanted Brain Buster
on numerous occasions, but Paysan frustrated El Generico (and his
fans) every time, but Dan for his part was never quite able to put
El Generico away despite many chances to do so. Finally, Dan made
one tiny mistake and El Generico put him away with a Super Brain Buster
followed by a 450 splash to get the pin at 15:12.
Prior
to Blood, Sweat and Beers, Beef Wellington was scheduled to face Dan
Paysan. Beef wriggled out of that match by arranging for his roommate
El Generico to face Dan. Unfortunately for Beef, that led directly
to Beef beig challenged to a match against a much more dangerous Italian:
Franky the Mobster. Beef started the match by mocking Frankys
fanny pack by waering one of his own and Franky quickly demonstrated
why he is considered one of the most dangerous heavyweights in Canada
when he destroyed Beefs fanny pack to start the contest and
then destroyed Beef with a breathtaking suicide dive barely a minute
into the contest. Beef rallied and realizing that he needed to weaken
his adversary, picked a body part to work over with every move in
his arsenal: Frankys posterior. This gambit was very nearly
successful, but in the end Franky was just too strong and he put Beef
away at 11:49. After the match, Franky grabbed a chair to punctuate
his victory at Beefs expense, but Beef was able to steal the
chair and give Franky a ringing chair shot to the Mobsters derriere
before fleeing for his life. An incensed Franky attacked senior IWS
official P-Nut as a Beef substitute.
Kid
Kamikaze and ExesS, two men who both claim to be the best technical
wrestlers in Canada, put on a wrestling clinic as they put on a match
that wouldnt have been out of place in Japan. The two men experimented
with ways of bending bones and popping ligaments as they twisted and
countered and blocked each other into Escher tableaus of pain. In
the end, it was ExesS who was just a tiny bit better than Kid Kamikaze,
twisting Double K into a move that was half submission and half pin,
winning by pin-fall at 13:01. After the match, the Evil Ninja attacked
ExesS at Commissioner Joseph FitzMorriss prompting leading to
the Ninja giving ExcesS a sick tombstone pile driver on two chairs.
When Kid Kamikaze went to thank the Evil Ninja however, the Evil Ninja
attacked Double K as well. Apparently, more than a year of craven
toadying by Kid Kamikaze towards Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris have
been completely pointless.
In
a rematch from Freedom to Fight, the new IWS tag team champions defended
their title against former champions, le Syndicat de Lutte Internet.
Since the Flying Hurricanes won the title in a Tables, Ladders and
Chairs match, the SLI had never actually been pinned for their titles.
In short, the two teams beat the living hell out od each other as
the SLI, Damian and Viking proved once again that they are the stiffest
team in Canada while the Flying Hurricanes, Takao and Kenny the Bastard
proved once again that they are the most resilient. The match turned
on a mistake by Viking. Frustrated by being unable to keep Kenny the
Bastard down, Viking dragged him to the apron to power bomb him to
the floor, but Kenny reversed the move, used Vikings momentum
against him to haul the big man onto his shoulders and dropped Viking
on to the floor. Damian was easy pickings for the combined Flying
Hurricanes after that and he was pinned after taking an Unpredictable
Motion at 14:14.
Despite
blowing out his knee in the first minute of his match against Pierre
Carl Ouellet, Kurt Lauderdale very nearly pulled off the victory against
the three time WWE tag team champion. PCO, like the veteran that he
is, went after Kurts knee like a shark dividing the crowd right
down the middle between those cheering for him and those cheering
for the Career Killer. With only one good wheel, Kurt put up a brave
fight, but was finally pinned at 15:23.
As
a result of lingering injuries caused by a vicious and reckless shovel
driver given to him by US indy wrestler Trent Acid, fan favourite
Sexxxy Eddy was not able to wrestle. But he did come to the ring to
deliver a few chosen words to Trent Acid, including making it clear
that Trent Acis was no longer welcome in Montreal, after making verbal
threats that he would attack Mike Burns of Smart Mark Video at the
next IWS show. Eddy also apologized to his valet D-Vyn for giving
her a rough time after Trent Acid slung D-Vyn over his shoulder and
took off with her. In fact, Eddy was on his knees, about to show the
crowd how best to apologize, when Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris interrupted
and chewed Eddy out for talking about matters in public best left
back stage.
In
the main event of Blood, Sweat and Beers, Fred la Merveille made the
crowd believe that he was going to walk out the IWS champion. Kevin
Steen found himself on the defensive early on as Fred demonstrated
that he could match Kevin Steen move for move and hold for hold. After
many near-falls for both men, with the action flowing in and out of
the ring, Kevin Steen allowed himself to be distracted by Freds
curvaceous femme fatale valet, Elsa Bangz. This nearly proved disastrous,
as Elsa levelled Kevin with a low blow and followed up with a picture
perfect tornado DDT. When Fred followed up with his 101
pedigree finisher, the entire building was convinced that Fred had
just won the title
until Kevin Steen got his shoulder up just
barely in the nick of time. Looking for something to finish off Kevin
Steen, Fred prepared to hit his 101 pedigree on a chair,
until Damian hit the ring and convinced Fred to use their double team
Tueurs de Policiers instead, but when Fred turned his
back on Damian to set up the move, Damian attacked his chef
and the maudit traitre helped Kevin Steen put Fred away
with a vicious Ohtani kick before Steen put Fred through a chair with
his package piledriver for the win at 19:45.